Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife just told me she is pregnant and wants a toasty shower.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife ‘sprayed’ sunscreen on my back.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“I had ONE job this morning.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My husband put his pants right beside the laundry basket instead of just in it.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“Tried washing my husband’s pillow…”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife eats the toppings only and then puts this thing back into the box.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My husband ties bread bags into super-tight, impenetrable knots so I have to tear the bag open to get to the bread.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“Get your wife an 18 carrot necklace for V-day next year.

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife asked me to fix the toilet.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife is incapable of finishing a drink.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“How my husband puts back cereal…”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife fell asleep before me.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My friend’s wife made him shave his moustache. He left this for her on the bathroom counter.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife got me a nerf gun…”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“Wife went to the attic. I told her not to step on the drywall… She then said that she didn’t know what drywall was.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My husband always forgets to put a new roll of toilet paper on. Today he didn’t forget.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“Wife doesn’t get why this lid position annoys me!”

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Married Life (24 pics)

A clever husband is as good as gold.

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything…”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She was non-specific as to how.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“I have my reasons for making my wife use her own tube.”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“How my wife throws away boxes”

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Married Life (24 pics)

“When you come home late from work and your husband announces he might have had a little accident making dinner:”

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Married Life (24 pics)

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