If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Shiny Sandylion stickers:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

The “ghost boy” from Three Men and a Baby:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These flip-flops that every kid in the ’80s wore:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

R.O.B. the Nintendo robot that every kid knew a kid who knew a kid that owned it:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

The Gap with its red store facade…

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

…and Banana Republic when it looked like something straight out of Indiana Jones:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Cars with ashtrays on the doors:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These drinks that were more fun to play with than to drink out of:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Penny from Pee-wee’s Playhouse:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Wildlife Treasury and the box that you always pinched your fingers on:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These fiber-optic flower boxes that even back then you knew were tacky AF:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Mousercise, ’cause even Mickey was jumping on the fitness craze:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Dynamite magazines that you only read in your classroom library or at the dentist:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

McDonald’s food that came in Styrofoam containers:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Talking Chicken McNuggets commercials that encouraged you to eat them:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These McD’s highchairs:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These square records McDonald’s gave away as a contest:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These evil shin destroyers:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

My Buddy and Kid Sister, whose jingle is probably playing in your head right now:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Smurf vitamins…

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

…and Strawberry Shortcake vitamins that tasted like candy:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These Disney books that taught you the ABCs, shapes, numbers, and also nature stuff:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Quik that came in a metal tin…

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

…and Tang that came in a glass jar:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Time for Timer who was a big cheese pusher:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Win, Lose or Draw hosted by Vicky Lawrence:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These Garfield cups that EVERYONE owned:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Today’s Special which starred some sorta creepy puppets:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Johnson’s No More Tangles spray that came in bottles that looked like this:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Tinkerbell make-up:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Evie from Out of This World and her bedroom with that giant hand chair:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Koala bear pencil huggers that were actually really impractical:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

The Catillac Cats from Heathcliff that lived in, like, a dumpster mansion:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

The creepy AF puppets from Genesis’ “Land of Confusion” music video:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Read posters that were all over your elementary school:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Thermoses that came with your lunch box and gave a subtle taste of plastic to whatever you were drinking:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Cameras that looked like this:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Jane Fonda Workout videos that your mom usually had one or two of:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These Lucky Eggs machines that were always at every supermarket and pizza parlor:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

This way too important adaptor:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

The Haunted House pop-up book:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Sewing cards:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

These highway patrol motorcycle cop remote control toys that everyone just seemed to have:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Wild Strawberry Bubblicious that tasted like sugar, more sugar, and artificial strawberry flavor:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Beverly Cleary books that came with these covers:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

Care Bears books:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)

And finally, character cake pans that resulted in cakes that were 90% frosting:

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If You Remember This, You’re Older Than 30 (47 pics)