Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

They ordered “one pepperoni pizza” and the restaurant did not disappoint.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

When you ask a new employee for a copy of their passport and they bring you this:

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This guy asked his friend to peel half of the potatoes in the bag and this is the result.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

A very wise person indeed

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Not the sponge cake I was craving.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

“My mom asked my dad to a get an ’unconventional’ tree that she ’didn’t have to decorate.’ And my dad delivered.”

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Maybe it’s better to just chill about the spelling of your name in coffee shops.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

“Ordered some mushrooms at a Chinese hotpot restaurant, and they were brought to us still growing on a log.”

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This poor soul who just wanted a lettuce burger but got their vegetable serving for the day instead.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Hopefully this was on the dollar menu

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

“I spilled water on my phone and asked my grandfather to put it in rice to dry it out. He thought I meant cook it with rice.”

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This extremely literal situation

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This little girl who’s getting acquainted with geometry

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Everything is a matter of perspective.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

“This company asked what we would like on a sign to commemorate our day trip. My friend replied with ‘Whatever you decide is great.’ They took it literally. It does sort of make quite an inspirational quote!”

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This person is not entirely wrong.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Well, that’s unfortunate.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

That is pepperoni pizza taken to the max.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

Please follow road signs with common sense.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

This is my friend’s tattoo. When asked “What does that mean?” He replies, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.” That is literally what it means.

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)

A math genius, ahead of our time

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Don’t Take Everything So Literally (21 pics)